"Life is a disease: sexually transmitted, and invariably fatal."
- Neil Gaiman


HOLA. I'M STILL HYPED UP ABOUT FACOM. Yes, I am. :D I'll post the pictures when I get them :D
I'm watching V now. Yay V.


"I don’t want whatever I want. Nobody does. Not really. What kind of fun would it be if I just got everything I ever wanted just like that, and it didn’t mean anything? What then?"


- Neil Gaiman, Coraline


OH NO THAT STUPID LECHEROUS BISHOP IS GOING TO DIE!!!!!! 
Good.


But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace soubriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona. Voila! In view, humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the “vox populi” now vacant, vanished. However, thisvalorous visitation of a bygone vexation standsvivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal andvirulent vermin, van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation ofvolition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as avotive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers mostverbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honour to meet you and you may call me

V.

And after all this blatant plagiarizing, it's only fitting that I end this post with a little something of my own. 

Day 1:

Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.

1. Dear first thumb,

Third finger wants a kiss! Go lock lips (seriously, try this)!

2. Dear second finger, 

First thumb want to pass the kiss! Lock lips (seriously, try this)!

3. Dear third finger, 

How vulgar. I've been hearing things about you... hmm hmm go slap yourself  (seriously, try this)!

4. Dear fourth finger,

 You'll be taking that ring off soon. 

5. Dear lil pinky, dive into that deep cave between your mouth and your eyes. Dig hard. (seriously, try this)!

6. Dear HSRCY, 

I'll be stepping down this Friday. I'll miss me too :( 

7. Dear world, 

Please don't end just yet. I haven't gotten my raw score six!

8. Dear HS,

I count the days till I leave. 

9. Dear me,

I must be very bored.

10. Dear inner me, 

Are you still dreaming?