Day 3:
Eight ways to win your heart.
How can you win my heart... if I don't have a heart?






Kidding.


So...


1) Well, you can start by shaving your armpits. Having hair grow out of your pits is unsightly yes?
aha this is soooo weird.
2) Er... you must read certain books. Any books are okay but I usually get excited when I see someone reading certain books.  
3) You mustn't be a jock or a Kennedy/Austen/Dextor/Axel kind of guy. (Yes, you're supposed to be offended)
Pause. 
4) You can start by smiling? I think.
5) You cannot, I repeat, CANNOT like Korean or Japanese pop. I wouldn't mind if you like Thai pop though. 
6) Oh I don't know, perhaps you can leave me alone for three-four days a week. 
7) You must be reasonably intelligent. 
8) You must have a direction in life.




That's all. I think.
The class is sooo noisy and the teachers are discouraging. They should all just shut up :D