The cow ate grass and got high!

Wooo! Wooo! Wooo! Wooo!

Hi! I'm the anal bee from the alt. universe. We eat shit and shit ice cream here. My mother sits on the porch, her hands folded across her lap, demure in twilight. She shivers as cold wind blows. Shivers the night away...  Hey do you want some ice-cream? Chocolate is okay right? That's the only colour you'll get anyway. She sits by the window, the curtains tied back. Dressed in lace, she waits as the night gets colder and the hours longer. It just got frostier. Shivers*